Bar

The Bar is like any other bar one might find in a pub, bar, or tavern: long, made of wood, and sentient, able to create patrons' orders at a single request.

The Bar is female, and communicates via napkins, on which notes are written. She also shares a psychic link with Michaelangelo, the head barman.

Once a day, the Bar goes to sleep and enlists someone to run happy hour in her stead.