The Bar

The Bar should not be confused with the bar. Often times just referred to as Bar, when capitalised, it refers to the Bar herself – a sentient, magical slab of maple that more or less runs the place. Also, not to be confused with the Landlord, who supposedly does run the place.

Notable Features
The following features have been deemed notable by the players.


 * Bar is more or less sentient, and can fulfil nearly any request. Though generally, she won't give out weapons or drugs.  Generally.  It depends on why you're asking.
 * Bar was given sentience and magic, which seems to only get stronger each and every year.
 * It is known that Bar has a cruel sense of humour. She'll sometimes deliberately misinterpret requests, force costume changes, and just generally be unhelpful.  That said, she can also be immensely helpful and will even hand out freebies from time to time.  It all depends on her mood.
 * Once a day, Bar takes a nap, and picks someone at random to take over bartending duty. Happy Hour slots can be claimed in the back room, during weekly posts.

Notable Events
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